Bruce Cameron

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) recently announced that they’ve gone insane.

Of course, that isn’t exactly how they worded it. What they say on their Website, www.peta.org, is that from now on, we should all refer to fish as “sea kittens.”

PETA, you see, is against eating fish and figures that renaming the sea creatures will cause people to think twice before they head off to Red Lobster.

Don’t think that, in terms of eating fish, ordering a lobster lets you off the hook, no pun intended. According to the 1904 Entente Cordiale between France and England, a lobster is a f...