Bruce Cameron

W. Bruce Cameron

Editor’s Note: The following column was originally published in 2007.

Most women I know like to go to spas, where they are pampered and catered to. Men, on the other hand, think it’s silly to spend all that money on something that should be provided free by their wives. In fact, most men I know would be baffled to hear that women can achieve a state of ecstasy by having seaweed rubbed in their faces. To give a male joy, the only thing he wants in his face is beer, beef and baseball.

Now, if you’re like most people, you’re thinking, “Bruce, here is yet another way in which you...