W. Bruce Cameron 9/1/11

Vote for Me!

W. BRUCE CAMERON

I am pleased to announce my candidacy for president of the United States of America and will now open the floor for questions.

Q: What are your qualifications for president?

A: Well, first, I have to say I resent this sort of “gotcha” question that immediately puts me on the spot. Why not ask me the surface temperature of Mars, or whether I can find Canada on a map? It is an insult to my intelligence, and I refuse to dignify it with an answer. I didn’t come here to talk about anything from my past, I came to talk about the future of America, which, in my opinion,...