W. Bruce Cameron

Vwitter Me This!

Silicon Valley, Calif. — Move over, Twitter, a new service promises to drastically improve on the 140-character text messaging software by adding video.

Vwitter, a “video Twitter,” will be launching soon, says CEO W. Bruce Cameron.

“Basically, users will be able to send 1.4-second ‘Vweets’ to one another,” he recently explained in an interview exclusive to this column.

In the first Vweet to be Vweeted by Vwitter, intelligent apes battle with desperate cowboys and housekeepers in 1960s Mississippi.

“It’s as action-packed as any summer blockbuster movie,” Cameron boasts. “We’ve...