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Word on the street - Feb. 4, 2010

Impress me with your funniest knock knock joke.

Anie Hansen, Colfax

“Knock knock.”

Who’s there? “Cow go.”

Cow go who?

“No, cow go moo!”

Dave Potter, LaCrosse

“Knock knock.”

Who’s there?

“Banana.”

Banana who?

“Banana.”

Banana who?

“Knock knock.”

Who’s there?

“Orange.”

Orange who?

“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”

Loretta Kissler, Colfax

“I can’t think of one.”

Okay, I’ll tell one. Knock knock.

“Who’s there?”

Little old lady.

“Little old lady who?”

Look, I got you yodeling.

Richard Lockhart, Colfax

“I just don’t have anything.”...

 

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