Zucchini: The good, the bad and the ugly

At its heart, the definition of “neighbor” is a warm and fuzzy one. Typically, they wave when you drive by, pick up your mail when you’re out of town, and keep an eye out for unusual activity. Has anyone else noticed a recent shift in their behavior? I’m talking bizarre changes that include, but are not limited to, the following: avoiding eye contact, hurriedly scurrying in their house at the sound of your vehicle entering your driveway, and—weirdest of all—randomly opening their front door, looking out, then quickly closing and locking it. Only one phenomenon can explain this erratic behavior...