What's that song on the radio?

(To the tune of The Rolling Stones' “Miss You”)

Wazzu holding out

so long,

football season

predicted for a Gong

but then Minshew

Oohh ohhooo oooh hoo ooo hoo, ooo hooo oo oohoo

Debt been rising

at the gate,

Minshew comes

along of late:

says “May I help you?”

He wasn't waiting

in the hall,

already taken

Saban's call:

“I want Minshew”

Oohh ohhooo oooh hoo ooo hoo, oo hooo ooh oohoo

Headed third string

for the Tide,

then one more time,

the phone rings.

“What's the matter man? You come around the Pac-12 with Wazzu wanting to greet you,”

Mike Leach said, “You want to lead the country

in passing,

yo...