The Trumpettes Face a Bleak Future

Networking in Washington is even more important than it is elsewhere. One would never go to a party here inadequately dressed, which is to say without carrying a resume, ready to hand out at a moment's notice. Socializing is not personal; it's hard work. Ambition is a good thing, and we're swarming with those who have brought their principled beliefs to government to make a difference. At least that's what they say.

Count me among those who say "Balderdash!" (That's not what I actually say, but we have to remember the kiddies.) The point is that our nation's capital is teeming with those who t...